Hello there! My name is David "Madman" Wengraf. I have a huge beard, and look a lot like Yosemite Sam!
For those of you who may be wondering why this place is called Bedlam (you probably aren't but hell, I don't care), it's because Bedlam is the nickname of St. Mary of Bethlehem's Hospital for the Insane in London. It was the original loony bin, so what better name for my page? :-)
Sanity is a relative concept, and of doubtful value here, so if something doesn't make sense, don't worry yourself about it. If you want, you can leave your sanity by the door; just be sure to pick it up when you leave . . . if you still feel you need it!
Roleplaying. Slip into someone more comfortable.
Links. The only way the web can even start to make sense.
Pictures. Piccies of anything that has currently caught my attention. It's mostly Escher and Looney Tunes artwork at the moment, but I'll find some more one of these days.
Comedy. Go on, have a laugh. All of these jokes have been emailed to me at some time or another, so I thought they could do with a home. I didn't write them, so don't blame me for the quality!
There'll be some more stuff here when I can be bothered to put it up!
Send me some feedback with Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in Mexico!
Last modified 14/10/99